Yesterday this happened:
Today I interrupt normal programming – which is usually nothing on the weekends because I chill on the weekend and expect you to do the same – because the chill has been seriously and wonderfully interrupted and I must interrupt yours too:
PUERTO RICO JUST WON OUR FIRST OLYMPIC MEDAL. EVER.
Through the hands of Monica Puig we won tennis gold and it tastes like …joy!
You might have missed it so here’s a very brief recap:
For the first time in I can’t even remember everyone was feeling joyful at the same time.
This was basically every Puerto Rican when Puig won:
ZERO CHILL I TELL YOU. IN CAPS. WE DESERVE ALL THE CAPS.
There’s always the questionable news note like:
Because of course, she came out of nowhere. Dude? She comes from playing big, powerful tennis, from training like a boss, from winning several important international titles; she does not comes out of nowhere.
In any case, if you didn’t knew who she was, now you know. She has the gold medal to prove it.
We got a gold medal.
AND WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE UNITED! We are going through some hard times, we’ve had to work out butt’s off to pay for all the mistakes of either our government and the United States; but today, this one day, we’ll just talk about that awesome moment when a beautiful Puerto Rican earned us a gold medal.
I shall say, that is the reason we so love Monica; she perfectly embodies us. She’s humble, she works hard, plays with passion and power, is dedicated, bright and on top of everything, absolutely gorgeous.
Well, you can go back to normal chill, but first;
PICA POWER! #TrueBoricuaLove