But every now and then there’s this:
Manfriend warned me not to step on the bird that “the cat brought”. I was like “dude, you mean this cat?!”
Because that cat can barely walk, but if it could put up a fight with a bird it wouldn’t anyway. I had never seen a cat stay completely still while chicks and chickens played around him until I met this one. Lizards could party on top of his head and he would hand them glow sticks and keep lazily licking his paws.
A few hours later we caught one of the dogs carrying it to another location, presumably to finish a plucking work that had been left unfinished.
Hope you have a day that doesn’t include former anythings. Be well!